Beam Me Up Bitch is a modern hybrid strain developed from the crossing of Pebbles Punch and Martian Punchbowl. The origins and specific breeding history of this cultivar remain undocumented beyond its direct parental lineage, with no verifiable narrative regarding its exact developmental timeline or the specific intent behind its creation. It is a THC-dominant variety that reaches maturity after a 63-day flowering period. Growers can expect a high yield when cultivating this strain, which performs well in both indoor and outdoor environments at a moderate difficulty level.

The terpene profile is characterized by a complex sequence starting with limonene, followed by caryophyllene, myrcene, and linalool. The secondary and tertiary notes include pinene, guaiol, humulene, beta-pinene, bisabolol, ocimene, nerolidol, camphene, p-cymene, and terpinolene. This specific arrangement of aromatic compounds provides the sensory foundation of the strain, contributing to the nuanced flavor profile experienced by the consumer.

Users of Beam Me Up Bitch report effects that are primarily focused on creating a state of being relaxed, happy, and uplifted. Due to these reported influences, the strain is frequently selected for the management of stress, pain, and sleep difficulties. As of the current data collection, there are no recorded or notable offspring resulting from the use of this hybrid in further breeding programs.