Lazer Beamz
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Lazer Beamz has balanced effects.
Lazer Beamz
Lazer Beamz is a modern hybrid strain born from the crossing of Miracle Alien Cookies, Double OG Chem, and Dirty Z. The specific origin story of this cultivar remains undocumented, as there is no provided breeder history to clarify its development or original intent. Its genetic lineage draws from these three distinct parents, establishing the foundational characteristics of the plant without a confirmed backfill of its early breeding path.
The terpene profile of Lazer Beamz is chemically structured with caryophyllene as its dominant influence, followed sequentially by myrcene, limonene, humulene, bisabolol, linalool, terpinolene, beta-pinene, pinene, ocimene, and caryophyllene-oxide. This dense chemical composition suggests a complex aromatic experience, and the terpene profile likely leans toward a layered expression of these components in the established order of dominance. The sensory profile is driven by these confirmed constituents, which are presented here in their strictly verified hierarchy.
As a THC-dominant hybrid, Lazer Beamz is characterized by effects that are consistently reported as relaxed, happy, and uplifted. These properties make the strain a functional option for addressing stress, pain, and sleep-related difficulties. Cultivators can expect a moderate difficulty level when growing the plant in both indoor and outdoor environments, with a flowering phase that reaches completion at 60 days and results in a high yield. There are currently no recorded offspring associated with this strain.
Terpene Profile
Synergies (+) and conflicts (−) are relative to each other within this profile.
| Terpene | Share | Character | Likely role |
|---|---|---|---|
| caryophyllene | ~60% | spicy | relaxing · social |
| myrcene | ~28% | earthy | relaxing · solo |
| limonene | ~12% | citrus | social · creative |
Research notes below describe isolated terpene mechanisms and early findings. They do not guarantee effects from this strain and are not medical advice.
~60%
spicy
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Russo 2011: only terpene that is a selective full CB2 agonist (100 nM); Gertsch et al. 2008: acts as dietary cannabinoid; unique anti-inflammatory and gastric cytoprotective properties.
Russo 2011: naloxone-sensitive analgesia, potentiates barbiturate sleep; dominant sedating terpenoid; blocks hepatic carcinogenesis by aflatoxin.
Russo 2011: increases serotonin in prefrontal cortex + dopamine in hippocampus via 5-HT1A; Johns Hopkins 2024: significantly reduced anxiety vs THC alone.
Effects
Reported effects — derived from terpene chemistry and cannabinoid profile.
relaxed
eveningPrimary endpoint of myrcene+linalool sedating combinations; GABA modulation is the dominant mechanistic driver.
happy
anytimeuplifted
morningLimonene anxiolytic/antidepressant via serotonin elevation in prefrontal cortex (Russo 2011); mood improvement without full euphoria; key for balanced-1-1 profiles.
Genetic Profile
Balanced Hybrid
Equal indica and sativa genetics. Balanced body and mind effects.
THC-Dominant
High THC, trace CBD. Psychoactive. Full CB1 agonism — euphoria, appetite, analgesia.
Genealogy
Parentage, ancestry, and genetic relatives of Lazer Beamz.
Ancestry
Great-great-grandparents
Great-grandparents
Grandparents
Parents
Siblings
Share parents miracle alien cookies / double og chem / dirty z
Composite Traits
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Lazer Beamz indica or sativa?
Lazer Beamz is modeled here as a balanced hybrid (equal indica and sativa genetics).
What terpene is dominant in Lazer Beamz?
Caryophyllene is shown as the dominant terpene at approximately ~60%. Myrcene follows as the secondary terpene.
Is Lazer Beamz good for daytime use?
Lazer Beamz is versatile and works across different times of day depending on dose and individual response.
How accurate is this data?
See the "Data confidence" card in the sidebar. Terpene profiles and effects are chemistry-informed estimates — individual responses depend on phenotype, source, and personal chemistry.