Touchdown Jesus
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Terpenes
Touchdown Jesus effects are mostly calming.
Touchdown Jesus
Top flavors
Terpenes
Touchdown Jesus effects are mostly calming.
Touchdown Jesus is a modern hybrid cannabis strain derived from its singular parent, Commando. Known for its productive nature, this variety has demonstrated a robust genetic platform for further breeding, most notably serving as a parent to the offspring known as Strange Fruit. It is designed to be approachable for cultivators of moderate skill level, capable of thriving in both indoor and outdoor environments while maintaining a 60-day flowering cycle and delivering high harvest yields.
The chemical profile of Touchdown Jesus is defined by a complex, diverse array of fifteen terpenes, led by a dominant concentration of myrcene. This primary influence is supported by caryophyllene, terpinolene, and pinene, which are further rounded out by humulene, ocimene, beta-pinene, linalool, guaiol, and camphene. The secondary and trace profile concludes with alpha-terpinene, limonene, gamma-terpinene, nerolidol, and bisabolol, collectively creating a specific aromatic and flavor spectrum centered on this high-terpene complexity.
As a THC-dominant cultivar, Touchdown Jesus produces effects characterized primarily by feelings of relaxation, happiness, and an uplifted state of mind. Given these therapeutic properties, the strain is frequently selected by users seeking relief from stress, pain, and symptoms associated with disrupted sleep. Beyond its immediate user benefits, the strain remains a significant genetic contributor to modern breeding projects, evidenced by the development of its notable descendant, Strange Fruit.
Terpene Profile
Synergies (+) and conflicts (−) are relative to each other within this profile.
| Terpene | Share | Character | Likely role |
|---|---|---|---|
| myrcene | ~60% | earthy | relaxing · solo |
| caryophyllene | ~28% | spicy | relaxing · social |
| terpinolene | ~12% | herbal | creative · social |
Research notes below describe isolated terpene mechanisms and early findings. They do not guarantee effects from this strain and are not medical advice.
Russo 2011: naloxone-sensitive analgesia, potentiates barbiturate sleep; dominant sedating terpenoid; blocks hepatic carcinogenesis by aflatoxin.
~28%
spicy
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Russo 2011: only terpene that is a selective full CB2 agonist (100 nM); Gertsch et al. 2008: acts as dietary cannabinoid; unique anti-inflammatory and gastric cytoprotective properties.
~12%
herbal
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PMC11060501: antinociception via NO/PGE2/TNF-α inhibition; associated with cerebral sativa profiles; least clinically characterised of major terpenes.
Effects
Reported effects — derived from terpene chemistry and cannabinoid profile.
relaxed
eveningPrimary endpoint of myrcene+linalool sedating combinations; GABA modulation is the dominant mechanistic driver.
happy
anytimeuplifted
morningLimonene anxiolytic/antidepressant via serotonin elevation in prefrontal cortex (Russo 2011); mood improvement without full euphoria; key for balanced-1-1 profiles.
Genetic Profile
Balanced Hybrid
Equal indica and sativa genetics. Balanced body and mind effects.
THC-Dominant
High THC, trace CBD. Psychoactive. Full CB1 agonism — euphoria, appetite, analgesia.
Genealogy
Parentage, ancestry, and genetic relatives of Touchdown Jesus.
Ancestry
Great-great-grandparents
Siblings
Share parent commando
Offspring — 1 strains bred from Touchdown Jesus
Composite Traits
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Touchdown Jesus indica or sativa?
Touchdown Jesus is modeled here as a balanced hybrid (equal indica and sativa genetics).
What terpene is dominant in Touchdown Jesus?
Myrcene is shown as the dominant terpene at approximately ~60%. Caryophyllene follows as the secondary terpene.
Is Touchdown Jesus good for daytime use?
Touchdown Jesus is versatile and works across different times of day depending on dose and individual response.
How accurate is this data?
See the "Data confidence" card in the sidebar. Terpene profiles and effects are chemistry-informed estimates — individual responses depend on phenotype, source, and personal chemistry.